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I am so, so grateful that my family lives nowhere near me.

I just want to eat electroswing with the giantest spoon on the planet.

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I can almost remember how to Charleston.

OMG HEY INTERNET HEY Y'ALL GUESS WHAT?!Remember how I was doing NSOing [that's Non-Skating Official-ing]for a roller derby team? Doing stuff like penalty box, penalty tracking, going to publicity stuff ( Read more... )

Oh shit, I went and saw the new Muppet movie and I was doing just fine until they busted out

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instant soggy mess.

Okay, y'all, here is why I AM AWESOME ( Read more... )

Okay, y'all, it is that time of year - time to think about HALLOWEEN COSTUMAGE. illwynd has me beat by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays, but both of mine will be a LOT easier than hers because, I assume, she is not nearly as lazy as I am ( Read more... )

Thank you, lady_branwyn for the traditional Squirrels Fighting To The Death Over a Heart! *hugs*

What, they could be traditional. You don't know.

In return, I give you ....THE BEASTWIZARD.


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OMG today, with the help of an on-line generator, I made myself a Fiji Mermaid calendar and it is hideous and grotesque and SO AWESOME I CAN HARDLY STAND IT.

For those of you who do not know what Fiji Mermaid is, ( plz click unless you don't like weird sideshow taxidermy things )

JUST_ANN_NOW SAID IT, I'M A SPARKLY PRINCESS!


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Happy Thursday or Happy Thanksgiving, as your location/nationality/personal preference dictates!

And here is another thing for which to be thankful: you are probably not a member of this family from Awkward Family Photos. ( The Thanksgiving Letter )